I got this today:
Thank you for submitting to the immense wisdom and brilliant insights of Pelgar. It’s nice to see a Hew-Mon who respects Ferengi superiority.
You might see your letter answered in an upcoming column, if he’s in a good mood. Or then again, you never know. Pelgar is as Pelgar does.
EDITOR’S NOTE: Remember, Pelgar is a convicted criminal with a devious agenda. All readers are advised to keep that in mind while reading his advice.
Traced it back to this.