“I need a mouse adaptor, please. Female to male.”
“I’m sorry, sir, but that is politically incorrect language.”
“Uh, ok, um, lemme see. Can I please have a mouse adaptor where one end has pins sticking out and one end has holes to fill.”
“You trying to be funny with me, boy?”
“Ugh, ok, never mind. Just give me a master/slave controller.”
“That’s it, I’m calling the police, pervert!”

I swear, it’s only on Slashdot that political correctedness becomes a i’ll-race-you-to-the-better-joke championship.